Douglas Adams

"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

- Douglas Adams, author and dramatist

Douglas Adams

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

- Douglas Adams, author and dramatist

Douglas Adams

"You live and learn. At any rate, you live."

- Douglas Adams, author and dramatist

Douglas Adams

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

- Douglas Adams, author and dramatist

Douglas Adams

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."

- Douglas Adams, author and dramatist

Douglas Adams

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I need to be"

- Douglas Adams, author and dramatist