Woody Allen

"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."

- Woody Allen, filmmaker, actor, comedian

Woody Allen

"Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable."

- Woody Allen, filmmaker, actor, comedian

Woody Allen

"Eighty percent of success is showing up."

- Woody Allen, filmmaker, actor and comedian

Woody Allen

"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"

- Woody Allen, filmmaker, actor, comedian

Woody Allen

"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. "

- Woody Allen, filmmaker, actor, comedian