The Simpsons

"You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way."

- Homer Simpson, 'The Simpsons,' created by Matt Groening

The Simpsons

"I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies."

- Sideshow Bob, "The Simpsons,' created by Matt Groening

The Simpsons

"No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it."

- Sideshow Bob, 'The Simpsons,' created by Matt Groening