Will Rogers

"We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can."

- Will Rogers, comedian, actor, social commentator

Will Rogers

"On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does."

- Will Rogers, comedian, actor, social commentator

Will Rogers

"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."

- Will Rogers, comedian, actor, social commentator

Will Rogers

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

- Will Rogers, comedian, actor, social commentator

Will Rogers

"Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?"

- Will Rogers, comedian, actor, social commentator